The Benefits Of Being A Woman 

Women got off the Titanic first.

Women can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological excuses.

Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

Women never lust after a cartoon characters or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for women.

Women don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

New lipstick gives women a whole new lease on life.

No fashion faux pas women make could ever rival The Speedo.

If women forget to shave, no one has to know.

Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their butts.

If a woman is dumb, some people will find it cute.

Women have the ability to dress themselves.

Women can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If women marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

Women never regret piercing their ears.

Women can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

Women never discover they've been duped by a Wonderbra.

Women never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.