Razor Pro is a revolutionary new product that will significantly extend the life of your razor blades!
Magic Jack helps you shred your local and US and Canada Long Distance bill to uner $20 per month
TV Ears Wireless TV Headset; this remarkable listening device can change your life!
Scott Richert; Real Estate Lawyer helping with your legal needs in the Grass Valley California area. Contact a Real Estate Attorney
Flood Alarms are becoming necessary as epic storms cause sewage backups and basement flooding.
Hot prices on Timex Bodylink, Timex Data Recorders, Timex Heart Rate Monitors, Timex OVA Navman GPS and Reebok Heart Rate Monitors. Pink Watches
Coach Purses the newest and most desireable fashion styles.
Tracking Key is a powerful GPS Tracking tool that can be placed on or under a vehicle to track it
Medinose Plus Allergy Treatment helps alleviate Hayfever and Allergy symptoms
Throwback NFL leather jackets, Cooperstown Collection MLB baseball shirts jackets and pennants, Hardwood Collection NBA jerseys, NASCAR Jackets, Lebron James Jersey. 2005 Opening Day; Cooperstown Collection Baseball Jerseys. NBA Hardwood Classics Collection Basketball Jerseys NBA Hardwood Classics Basketball Jackets
New Timex Bodylink T5E671 and Timex Bodylink T5E681 with Navman II GPS now in stock.
Razor Blade Dryer; the Razor Pro dries razor blades to extend blade life
Apple iPod and iPod accessories for ipod and iPod Nano.
Wallpaper Murals; murals with a  trompe l'oeil flair for bedrooms, bathrooms and any place a custom art mural would add to your room decor.
Dust mites, fleas, dirty air; e Healthy Homes helps you clean up your home. Help control allergies and asthma. Eliminate pet odors with odor neutralizer.
PemcoMedical Equipment and Medical Laboratory Equipment surgical stainless steel tools for operating rooms.
Speedo Fastskin FSII Swimsuit . . . the ultimate swimwear!
Prevent basement flooding and raw sewage backup in your basement drains with Backwater Valves.  Plus, they help prevent basement mold
Floor plans for new homes; let Touchstone custom home builders build your dream home
Bodylink.us - Deep Discounts on the new Timex Bodylink GPS Watch - Plus New Garmin Forerunner 201
Competition Swim Suits, Speedo Goggles, Tyr and Speedo Swimwear, swimming accessories at Swim-Faster.com
Mollard Conducting Baton - "World Class" Conducting Batons !!!  Introducing the New Lancio Conducting Baton
Timex Heart Rate Monitors
iQuoteShopper.com term life insurance; Because you just never know . . .
Timex Bodylink, GPS Watches and other Fine Gifts at Al's Gift shop
Magellan & Garmin Handheld GPS Navigation units
Motorcycle Covers by CycleVault
It takes a Community Effort to keep track of the best items and prices on the Internet.
InspiredSports.com TIGER WOODS GOLF Equipment and Sports COLLECTABLES !!!
SpinSweep - the new twin brush outdoor sweeper by Hoover.
Hoover Canada - Canadian Hoover Vacuum Cleaners - models, parts and accessories - models, parts and accessories
Moisture Meters
Nobody Gets The Dirt Like HOOVER. NOBODY! - great vacuum cleaners.  Plus Roomba & Roomba Pro Robotic Vacuums
The new Timex Bodylink - GPS, heart rate monitoring fitness watch system
The Hoover SilentAir™ air purification system improves indoor air quality and helps to reduce allergies
Professional Sales Solutions Sandler Sales Training
AgentLinks.com-Ohio FREE Auto, Home, Life INSURANCE QUOTES !!!
Dr Gregory R. Garey, D.D.S. in Akron, Oh
SuperStick - 17 in 1 Adjustable Golf Club
TheHangingChad - political satire, humor
Hoover Nobody Gets The Dirt Like HOOVER. NOBODY!
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Brush Plating - Liquid Development Co.
Howard Miller Clocks and other fine gift items at Al's Gifts!
GPS Rechargeable Batteries for Timex GPS Watches
AA Wire Die Ace American Wire Die Company
Trail Runner is the newest Timex Bodylink 5c391 GPS Model made specifically for the shocks of trail running.
Green and White Outdoors Landscape Company.
iPod, iPod mini and iPod accessories for the Apple iPod are yours at PodMania.com
Phiar stands a chance to become the hottest company on the planet with a new line of semiconductors that challenge the status-quo!
Borlin Orchids for sale at amazing prices

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Classifieds

 . . . actually taken from recent classified ads in newspapers:

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.


1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer


AMANA WASHER $100.
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.


SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.


FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD -
PART STUPID DOG


2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15


TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5Litre, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800


COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.


83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000


STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15


SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents


GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.


FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.


FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS
WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.


FOR SALE:
LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) -- $50


NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED CALL CHUBBIE


BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"


SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS


FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE.
BETTER BE REWARD.


HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"


GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL
HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.


HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB


GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.


NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
SLIGHTLY STAINED


FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.


AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100


TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.


EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.


OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB
AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER
300.


LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.


ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER


GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.


GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.


OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS


KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box


FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.


FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent
condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last
weekend. Wife knows everything.


SickBooks!!!

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